Dumblonde's Picks

"Couples porn. Two words, scorned and loathed by raincoaters everywhere. It's often a misnomer, though, usually bestowed on anything with even a semblance of a plot, and is generally thought of being 'vanilla', or 'female friendly'. Granted, it doesn't usually include gangbangs or bukkake's, but it's still made more for men than women, so don't automatically think that she must be uptight or sexually repressed if she doesn't turn into a monster-slut from that couples friendly porno you brought home.

"I don't know if I'm a typical female, but I watch porn for the sex, although I've learned to appreciate a good storyline and some dialogue. The problem is, the sex is often still the same, and there are so few attractive male porn actors. I don't mean just looks-wise either - a little personality goes a long way. So, it's not that females don't like porn, but guys should understand that there's much less to like.

"A question that comes up more than any other concerns suggestions about what would be good for a ' wife's first porno' or variations thereof. He usually knows what she will and will not like, in a general sense. Often, the qualifiers (no anal, group, lesbian, or whatever) are ignored by those of us who are somewhat jaded. Unfortunately, it IS difficult to come up with suggestions that don't contain these things, and still be worth recommending, but I ran a search, read several reviews, and it turns out that there are some.

"Starting out, I would recommend erring on the side of caution unless you're sure, because you can always get a little edgier stuff as you go. What you don't want is for her to be so turned off that she won't consider watching any more with you.

"I'll be adding more all the time, but this should get you started. All highly rated, and notable for big budget productions, good storylines, and/or good sex scenes. I stuck with the ones where things like anal and facials weren't heavily emphasised, and could easily be skipped over if something is objectionable. Most have more than one high rating, but no particular reason I chose one over another. Enjoy!"

-Dumblonde