Look in my crystal ball, and tell me what you see. I see a whole lot of fucking and fun to be had by all.

For reasons best known to Dino and the director, Richard plays an absurd looking army general with a hideous fake moustache visitin Babett's villa. That's not what's important though. What's important is that we have Babette with the achingly beautiful Daniella Rush. Wicked contract girl Merid...