It`s hard to probe the depth and breadth of sexual impulse. You can immerse yourself in the thick of it, plunging headfirst over and over, yet still come up gasping for answers. Look inside, quench your thirst, satisfy your longing. It`s time to soothe the ache that pants for more, more, more!

Poach the salmon. Self Service. Doodle. Whacking. Sharpen your pencil. Frosting your maple bar. Spit-polish. Having a staff meeting. Tease the Weasel. Tugging the slug. Milk the mule. Jerkin` the Gherkin.