Nerdy Professor Kelp is at the end of his rope. His students dislike him, jocks torment him with sexual advances, a rival professor is moving in on his crush, and if he doesn`t change his image on campus fast, he`s going to lose his job. Searching for a solution, he goes into the lab to whip up a...

A Purely Platonic Punk Pounding Moving furniture and throwing down mattresses in a London hotel room to create a wrestling "ring", 23 year old pretty boy rookie Christopher anxiously awaits the arrival of his opponent. Christopher has just enough time to check himself in the mirror before a kn...