Classic vintage stag films, American and European porno loops, arcade nude, and strippers. Blue Vanities presents the king of porn, JOHN HOLMES, in the greatest and hottest films of his career. An exciting nostalgia trip from the 1970s and 80s.

Eddie always wanted to be a cop, but after repeated rejection from the police academy he finds himself able to be employed only as a night watchman. However, unwilling to give up his dream of being a 'man in blue,' Eddie outfits his car to look like a squad car and begins wearing an LAPD uniform,...